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Friday, January 15, 2010

The Beauty of the Skin enhanced by POUDRE D'AMOUR,

(Prepared by PICARD FRERES, Parfumeurs.)

A Toilet Powder combining
every desideratum, Hygienic
and Cosmetic, for beautifying
and softening the Skin. It will
be equally welcomed by all
for imparting a most natural
fraicheur to the Complexion.

r, Gentlemen will find it most
soothing and pleasant to use
after Shaving.

In three tints Blanche for
fair skins, Naturelle for darker
complexions, and Rachel for
use by artificial light.

Price Is.; by post, free from observation, Is. 3d. To be had of all Hairdressers,

Chemists, &c.

Wholesale Depot R. HOVENDEN & SONS,
31-33, Berners Street, W., and 91-95, City Road, E.G., LONDON.

MR. WATSON'S EVIDENCE.

JOHN R. WATSON, Esq., 14, Market Street, Harwich, writing to Mr. Harness.
April 14, 1892 : ; ' Referring to my former testimonial given you some years ago,
I still find your Electropathic Belt the same reliable antidote against my old
enemy, but I think I ought to tell you that recently, through overstrain, I suffered
severely from ' Nervous Exhaustion' and extreme depression brought on by over
taxation ; the additional treatment you recommended me for application to the
whole of the spine was completely successful, and I am now in perfect health and
vigour." The original of this and thousands of other unsolicited testimonials may
be seen at the Electropathic and Zander Institute, 52, Oxford Street, London, W.
(corner of Rathbone Place). Private consulations are free, either personally or by
correspondence, and all communications are regarded as confidential. Those who
cannot call should make a note of the address, and write at once for descriptive
pamphlet

INTERNAL WEAKNESS.

Miss Handside, Fleathain Mill, Cathill, writes, August 13th, 1891 : "I am
more than thankful for the great benefit I have received from your Electropathic
treatment. I felt stronger and much better from the first day of wearing the
Electropathic Belt, its effect being marvellous, and, altogether, 1 can enjoy life
better than I have done for years. I am considerably stronger than before." All
in search of health should follow this lady's example, and procure one of these
world-famed health appliances, and wear it regularly. One thousand recent
original testimonials may be seen at the Electropathic and Zander Institute, 52.
Oxford Street, London, W, where Mr. C. B. Harness, (President) and the Medical
Battery Company's other officers may be consulted without charge, either person-
ally or by letter. Those who cannot call should write at once for pamphlet and
book of testimonials.

THEATRICAL NEWS.

Miss JESSIE BOND, the popular actress of the Savoy Theatre, says that she
is delighted with Mr. 0. B. Harness' electropathic treatment. Many times her
voice and health would have completely broken down had it not been for this
rational method of cure. She will be glad to answer any questions on the subject,
and strongly recommends all in search of health to either call at the Electropathic
and Zander Institute, 52, Oxford Street, London, W., and avail themselves of a
free personal consultation, or write to the secretary of the establishment for a
pamphlet and book of testimonials.

MISS MILWARD'S OPINION OP HARNESS' ELECTROPATHIC BELT.

Miss S. Milward, writing from 13, Ashchurch-terrace, Shepherd's-bush,
says:" I was only a'few weeks ago advised to try one of your Electropathic Belts
for Debility, Indigestion, and severe Pains in the Abdomen, which I had experien-
ced at intervals for a very long period, and the effect of your wonderful curative
appliance in such a short time has been so satisfactory that I am now only too
pleased to acknowledge the relief your Belt has given me. You are at liberty to
use this letter as you think fit, and I shall always be most happy to give further
particulars of my case to any of your lady patients or correspondents who may
desire to communicate with me on the subject."

THE "VERY THING FOR MEN."

A combined Belt and Suspender is one of Mh Harness' latest electrical
inventions. It is the very thing to restore impaired vigour ; it acts directly upon
the vital organs by imperceptibly generating mild, invigorating currents, which
paas from the spinal cord direct to the affected parts. For varicocele and kindred
troubles it is invaluable. No man should be without one of these perfect health
appliances. They weigh only a few ounces, and are delightfully- comfortable in
wear. They stimulate and exhilarate the entire system, givinz new life and vigour
to the debilitated, and making the lives of despairing invalids once more worth
living. Call and see them scientifically tested, or write at once for particulars
to Mr. C. B. HARNESS, President, Electropathic Institute, 52, Oxford Street,
London, W. All communications are treated as strietly private and confidential.